The Most Useless Product In The Entire World

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  • #12029
    Szuter
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      There’s only two demographics this product can be made for: Ex-alcoholics who aren’t supposed to drink anymore but just love the flavor of rubbing alcohol, and children of current alcoholics who need a starter cocktail to prepare their palates for future vodka shots. And something tells me those two sectors of the population aren’t large enough to make this a profitable product.

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      #32572
      Jookly
      New Challenger

        lol, lets hope you’re right about these people making up a small portion of the population

        #32575
        Kuunda
        Contender

          Worst decision ever…somebody will get fired for this.

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          #32576
          Jookly
          New Challenger

            just as interesting as who would manufacture this is “Where the hell are they gonna sell it”?

            #32580
            Scatigno
            Hall of Fame

              Lmao!!!!!

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              #32583
              Artz
              New Challenger

                How’s that gonna help you get pussy :confused:

                #32587
                Chauncy Talon
                Hall of Fame
                  Kuunda wrote:
                  Worst decision ever…somebody will get fired for this.

                  Get the fuck out of here. If you are at a party or a bar you can sell the fuck out of this. They make Virgin Daqoree’s and Virgin Bloody Marys. I just don’t see why this won’t work. You can have party and sub this in instead of alcohol and see how everybody reacts. It like giving kids Non Alcoholic Champagne for the New Years. They think and act like they are drunk.

                  I do not want Trophies, Money or not even a title saying I am number "1". You can have your cheap trophies, paper titles, and dingy headbands. I am a "STORY" to my peers, a "LEGEND" for your kids to hear, and a "FOLKLORE" to keep you from dieing with fear - [b]Calvin D. Kates aka Chauncy "TRU" Talon. [/b]
                  #32596
                  Juve Da Great
                  Contender

                    i would never drink this shit

                    what’s the point…

                    i drink to get fucked up!

                    😄

                    #32597
                    ApocalypseNOW
                    New Challenger

                      SMH…non-alcoholic vodka.

                      #32600
                      Kuunda
                      Contender
                        Chauncy Talon wrote:
                        Get the fuck out of here. If you are at a party or a bar you can sell the fuck out of this. They make Virgin Daqoree’s and Virgin Bloody Marys. I just don’t see why this won’t work. You can have party and sub this in instead of alcohol and see how everybody reacts. It like giving kids Non Alcoholic Champagne for the New Years. They think and act like they are drunk.

                        If you say so homie. I guess you have a point. Still, I have no use for something like this.

                        Cresent Waves for ALLLL!!!!

                        #32601
                        Chauncy Talon
                        Hall of Fame
                          Kuunda wrote:
                          If you say so homie. I guess you have a point. Still, I have no use for something like this.

                          I didn’t say I would buy it. If cuz-o have it I will take a sip. I won’t put nothing down on a bottle do.

                          I do not want Trophies, Money or not even a title saying I am number "1". You can have your cheap trophies, paper titles, and dingy headbands. I am a "STORY" to my peers, a "LEGEND" for your kids to hear, and a "FOLKLORE" to keep you from dieing with fear - [b]Calvin D. Kates aka Chauncy "TRU" Talon. [/b]
                          #32606
                          Synyster Gates
                          Contender

                            It’s for people who go out with friends but can’t/don’t want to get drunk, example: designated drivers who don’t wanna be sitting there drinking water whilst their friends get f’d up.

                            #32638
                            J High
                            Veteran

                              THE FISH PEN!!!

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                              #32662
                              Muskateer415
                              New Challenger

                                lame product, good idea tho..

                                #32666
                                PS3WiiXbox
                                New Challenger
                                  Jim Lahey wrote:
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                                  There’s only two demographics this product can be made for: Ex-alcoholics who aren’t supposed to drink anymore but just love the flavor of rubbing alcohol, and children of current alcoholics who need a starter cocktail to prepare their palates for future vodka shots. And something tells me those two sectors of the population aren’t large enough to make this a profitable product.

                                  only in america do you have the opportunity to sell some bullshit like this and make millions

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